How Modi is helping Baba Ramdev make more Money

Farooq Abdullah is very upset with increasing cases of terrorism and widespread unemployment prevalent in Jammu and kashmir. And more so after the 1 lakh development package given by center is digested by  his corrupt officials without any trace

He who is people's Chief Minister is widely known as concerned , people lover after he gave half the dairy milk chocolate he was eating to a poor girl who has not  eaten for the  last 5 days during an election rally. This episode got widespread media  attention and let to instant increase in sales of Dairy milk chocolate.  He want to  do anything possible for welfare of his people. More so to save his chair.

Navaratri Scandal: Prime accused Modi and Ramdev

With no more money  expected from centre he want to leave no stone unturned to save his chair . Therefore has decided to reach out to all Gods possible for some financial help. To began with he was seen singing " Jai Mata di" during Navaratri festival. His close aide said CM will do anything for chair !! But promptly corrected what he meant was that CM will do anything for people. This show of devotion by Muslim CM has worried BJP MLAs  whose belly look no less then a full-blown balloon after years of overeating.  When asked by reporter to a MLA why he was so terrified as they should be happy that a muslim is singing "Jai Mata DI "  , visibly disturbed MLA said on  condition of anonymity that " While they are happy with the act of  devotion shown by  CM Farooq Abdullah but are worried that in next review meeting with PM Modi he may ask us to take inspiration  from Abdullah and must observe 9 day fast during Navaratri and work only on water as this is not only a matter of devotion but also our 'coalition Dharma ' to support PPD leader in his efforts. The very thought of remains hungry for 9 days has shocked BJP's MLA's. "  Modi who is a avid faster is very happy with the incident and is planning to take another Visit to U.S. A to showcase his fasting abilities. Meanwhile Baba Ramdev has ordered to increase the manufacturing target of "varat food package (food eaten during fast) "as he anticipate demand for it may rise much more then expected. Congress see it as an scandal to increase the profits of Baba Ramdev owned Patanjali. *Spoiler :Farooq Abdullah is not the CM of J&K ! Do share if you like.